The Ultimate Behemoth

[ed.- Voting is closed and we have a winner! Come see the new names HERE.]

What would you do with 27,000 lbs. of steel and redness? What if it had a siren, two industrial winches, and 10 bay doors for hauling around all kinds of cargo?

To tell the truth, we’re not sure we know the answers to those questions, but that didn’t stop us from plunking down a few grand for the mother of all delivery trucks. Witness:

Kris in the behemoth of a truck.

Kris is the tiny dot behind the wheel.

Turns out this economy is a great time to get deals on giant diesel trucks. This is our second such purchase in ’09. The first, a smaller, lighter bread truck, will appear in its own blog post when we get it back from the painters.

Anyway, we’ve got big plans for this behemoth. It will hold at least 4 good buybacks worth of books, maybe more. We’re also considering outfitting it to deliver books and supplies to disaster areas. It was once a fire truck (hence the siren and winches), so we think it will enjoy helping others once again.

Kodiak

Kodiak

But before we can take it anywhere, this beast needs a name. Something befitting its raw power and size.

What would you call it? The chosen name will earn the suggester some nifty Book Fool swag and the people’s ovation.

Kris surprised to discover how much this thing weighs.

Kris surprised to discover how much this thing weighs.

Leave your suggestions in the comments. Multiple entries appreciated. Thanks!


Related Posts

  • Rembrandt
    Big Red Riding Hood.
    Clifford
    Papa Bear
    Teddy Bear(very old trucker song)
    Cha Ching Cha Ching
    The Book Fool Express
    The Big Red Express
    Malenium Falcon...sorry I lost track
    Big Red
    Educationator
    Book em dano
    Book opolis
    RedRover
  • Book 'em Dano. HA!
  • Good friend Matthew had a great name idea.

    "Rosebud"

    Thanks Matthew!
  • Actually got an "applause" from Greg T today in Nashville about the truck. He loves it and how we can attract students with it. Um, and also how much our competitors are going to hate it.

    So, that got me to thinking of two names.

    1. Harding U (or any other of our current schools)
    2. J... (I.e. Name the truck after a school administrator that would love to see our fire truck driving around campus!)
  • Lou
    "Fool Motion" - I can see it in lights!
  • We could go ironic, call it Squirt.

    Alex suggested Clifford. Get it?
  • Craig
    Book Bandit a la "Smoky and the"
  • I'll say it again ... We have the most creative friends in the world. Thanks all.

    Keep 'em coming.
  • Shannon
    Oedipus Text
    Tomeinator (Tome-inator)
    Gettin' Riggy With It
    Gimealift
  • Jill
    I really should double-check my spelling when I type with a certain namesake in my lap, but I'm sure you knew what I meant despite my airrors. How much will that monster weigh when it's loaded down with books?!

    Maybe you could draw from my pool of possible dog names...Zeke? Scout? Wilbur? I don't mind sharing.

    Oooh, how 'bout The Huck Truck? I'll stop now.
  • James
    "Holy Sales Rank, BuyBackMan!"

    "Quick PageBoy, to the FoolMobile"
  • In honor of the Suzuki Van Van, I suggest "Kodiak Bike Bike".

    http://www.volkstorque.co.uk/vt/general-chat/50...
  • That's just amazing.
  • The Vermilion Avenger, The Red Scare... or perhaps something simple like Abner or Steven.

    ...or "The Crushinator" for Futurama fans!
  • What about Trogdor? We could paint it on the driver and passenger doors.
  • or Red Menace?
  • Jill
    So many choices!

    To go with the bigness - Goliath, Colussus, Titan (you are in Nashvile...)

    To go with fool - Jester

    To go with both - Simple Ton
  • Yeah, Simple Ton is pretty smart. I like that. Cool
  • Simple 13.5 Ton!
  • Well, I'm going to go Forrest Gump on this. But, I think naming the truck Kris, Jr would be appropriate. It's made out of steel, etc...

    We could name our Book Fool bicycles after everyone else.
  • We have the most creative friends. Thanks y'all. What else you got?
  • Laura
    I think, since it's a fire engine (formerly) and it's about books:

    451

    or, perhaps, in honor:

    Ray
  • Kate
    Mr. T? As in "I pity the fool..."
  • Sara Berry
    Fool's Errand?
  • Dan M, a friend from Vanderbilt and East Nashville, put his vote in for Fool's Errand via Facebook. Thanks Sara and Dan!
  • Casey
    I vote "Bookosaurus." I would suggest "Bookosaurus Rex," but that is just silly.
  • It's a GMC Kodiak, and the box is a Micky Grizzly.

    I think the name is obvious: Red Bear



    And for record, I look a lot sexier driving it than Kris does. For the record.
  • I vote for "The Foolinator".
blog comments powered by Disqus