How to be a Hip Freshman in Nashville: The Look
[Ed. note: Eileen and David teamed up on this 3-part series of posts. Part 2 is here and Part 3 is here. The photos in Part 1 are of them and their friends.]
This is our attempt to help college freshmen acclimate hiply to the supremely cool city of Nashville. In three riveting installments, we will reveal exactly what it takes to be the coolest kid in Music City. If you are a freshman, adhere to this advice with utmost seriousness. If you are not a freshman, print this out, pass it on, help a bro(ther) or sis(ter) in need.
PART I: THE LOOK
First impressions are uber-important, especially in Gnashville. This city is a quintessential locus of hipness. In order to fit in, you must understand that what you wear is who you are. You must look Nashville, you must dress Nashville, you must BE Nashville.
The overall look to emulate is the “thrift store chic.” This means buying clothes that look like they were purchased at a thrift store, but in reality, were bought at a faux-boutique, indie outlet. Think American Apparel or Urban Outfitters. Here are some suggestions, from the bottom up, to get you started:
The Shoes:
- Bros: Acquire for yourself some Vans. Multiple pairs. Various colors.
- Babes: Find some flats, or perhaps sparkly Jellies. Also, have at least one pair of pseudo-ankle-boot-things. Tell people you found them at Southern Thrift.
- Everyone: Buy some Toms. Forty dollars to look rad and be a good person.
The Pants:
- Bros: The skinnier the better. If you can squeeze into Levi’s 510s, buy them. Cuff them.
- Babes: Find some patterned tights or leggings to wear under a skirt or some shorts. Skinny jeans are also a must. It is good if they come up to your chest.
The Upper Half:
- Bros: Deep V’s to help you show off your rosary (also hip in certain sectors). A vest or two. No plaid; plaid is too hip right now.
- Babes: Also deep V’s. Baggy, awkwardly fitting dresses. Over-sized sweaters.
The Outerwear:
- Bros and Babes: Buy at least three Am Appy hoodies in varied hues. Everyone must also own a peacoat.
- Babes only: Rainboots with a fun/interesting pattern such as polka-dots, fishes, or umbrellas.
The Adornments:
- Bros and Babes: Buy a million scarves. Get a new piercing. Start saving for your first tattoo.
- Bros: Buddy Holly glasses.
- Babes: Your grandma’s glasses.
You must hurry. Outfit yourself now, because first impressions only happen once. And as a last though, consider choosing one iconic item that summarizes your personal outlook, like maybe a feather.
Check back soon for part two in kewlnezz: THE REC.
