Foolish TO DO List, Vol. 1
[Ed. note: Thanks to David for inspiring us with this list of Foolish TO DO items.]
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1. Make a note to celebrate this day in exactly thirty years.
2. Race housecats.
3. Teeter on the brink of insanity.
4. Brandish a staple gun.
5. Start a to-do list on the bathroom wall.
6. Eat breakfast backwards.
7. Climb the stairway to heaven and bring back a physics book.
8. Believe in miracles. (You sexy thing.)
9. Find a new widget.
10. Invigorate the bored.
11. Subvert the bathroom.
12. Unlearn something.
13. Pat the wombat.
14. Politely disagree with nature.
15. Pray for a son like that 3-year-old in Missouri.
16. Use kitsch as art supplies.
17. Make friends with variety acts.
18. Create an ad selling ad space on CraigsList.
19. Trade pencils with someone.
20. Appreciate Turbo Heather.
21. Break in the new carpet.
22. Fight the laser dolphin.
23. Or leave it to Teddy Roosevelt.
24. Find the right people and make them aware of their rightness.
25. Start a band and tell no one.
26. Stop waiting around and just go.
27. Yearn for the present.
28. Change the spelling.
29. Imagine working for Google.
30. Believe in the Stud.
#34 (cc) Flickr user It'sGreg
31. Bathe grandma.
32. Enter the contest and aim for second place.
33. Dwell on the idea of cowboy costumes.
34. Get that next puppy.
35. Politely offer someone a bailout.
36. Feed the book dragon.
37. Handwrite all tweets.
38. Mail it to Africa.
39. Bring back the icebox.
40. Create déjà vu.
41. Create déjà vu.
42. Try out the beta version.
43. Be inspired by the children.
44. Make them capable of having ideas.
45. Tweak the message.
46. Understate the mission.
47. Awaken the nappers.
48. Find the most expensive version and gawk at it.
49. Be the distraction.
50. Be alarmed.
#25 (cc) Flickr user Per Ola Wiberg (Powi)
