McSweeney’s LISTS Reject – Nautical Flair
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McSweeney’s LISTS are good for a chuckle. They’re even fun to write, but when you submit them, you may find the editors have an upper limit on the wackiness they will tolerate. The list below was rejected with a nice note.
And now, borrowed from my personal blog two years ago, I give you…
PRODUCT NAMES IF MORE FOOD MANUFACTURERS HAD FOLLOWED THE LEAD OF CHIPS AHOY! AND CAP’N CRUNCH TO NAME THEIR CREATIONS WITH A NAUTICAL FLAIR
- Sloop Loops
- Mooreos
- Bilgequick
- Bo’s’n’honey
- Jibs
- Skiffles
- Topsail Ramen
- Mrs. Ballastworth’s
- Dinghy Moore
- Starrrghburst
- Tackle Jack
- Fla-Vor-Ice Fo’c’si’c’le’s
